Just kidding. Actually, one is already dead and the other is on its last (leg) root.
A few weeks ago my neighbors had their roof replaced. I happened to be home the morning the work started and the neighbor lady came over to ask, since the trees are right on the property line, if I’d be willing to go in half to get them cut down. One is dead and the other is nearly so. The ‘nearly-so’ one was doing quite a bit of damage to their house. The other, completely dead, given a stiff wind, could fall either into their house or mine. So I opted to contribute half.
Last night, the tree trimmers called me to tell me that they were here to cut down the trees, but they needed me to move my car, motorcycle and trailer that were potentially in danger of being landed upon if the tree didn’t fall in the expected direction. Unfortunately, I was about 400 miles away (in Nashville, TN) when they called, so there wasn’t a lot I could do.
Well, an hour or so ago (I’m home now), they came by to drop off “big white” (their lift truck) and talk to me about where they expected the tree(s) to land. They showed me a spot about 2 ft wide, between a stump in the yard and the bushes next to my carport. Then they said I should remove my car, motorcycle, truck and anything else of value from under the carport ‘just in case’.
Now might be the time to mention that these guys were the lowest bidder, a tree-service contractor the neighbors found at a really good price.
I’m really debating whether I should work from home tomorrow, or leave then return and hope for the best.
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