Monthly Archive for May, 2004

Those Silly Cicada

For the past few weeks, each time I venture outside, I hear the constant, incessant, never-ending cicada choir. Their song is deafening at times. At all other times it’s just plain annoying.

Yes, please welcome Brood X. There are a lot of good resources out there, so I won’t regurgitate info that you can find yourself. In summary, though, "Brood X" refers to a specific generation of cicada belonging to the the genus Magicicada. These guys have a 17-year life-span and mating cycle. Basically, 17 years ago, the mommies laid eggs in the trees. Shortly thereafter, the eggs hatched and the little guys fell to the ground and dug themselves deep. There they stayed… until this year! They all, then, climbed out of the ground, climbed up a tree, shed their outer layer of skin and emerged as the winged adults that annoys us today.

Over the course of the next month or so, all the cicada will mate, the females will lay eggs, and all the adults will die. The eggs will hatch and the grubs will fall to the earth, dig themselves in and not emerge again until 2021!!

Of course we see/hear cicada nearly every year. That’s because different generations and genus of cicada hatch at different intervals. Brood X is interesting because they are one of the largest broods.

So, I went outside this morning and managed to capture a few images. They’re posted in the Brood X Photo Gallery.

And for a good laugh, check out Cicadaville and read about these deadly little pests!

Shirtless pics of Matthew *****

Please stop.

As the regular visitors know, I find a bit of amusement in tracking what people enter as search terms on Google, Alta Vista, MSN and AOL… but it has to stop.

If you came here hoping to find shirtless pictures of Matthew ***** and/or his wife, or nude pics of Teresa Strasser, well, you came to the wrong place!

Of course I think this song is about me… I’m so vane…

The $11 haircut is growing on me. I still don’t like it and am now impatiently waiting for it to grow out enough that I can go to a real salon and have it touched up.

On the other hand, I’ve had some positive comments. Michelle thinks it’s "very cute". Faith says it "looks nice". Charity said "OMG, you did it!" The hot, young blonde in accounting (that I mentioned in a previous post) looks my way more often than she did before. David keeps telling me I should go ‘all the way’ and start wearing white Oxford shirts, a tie, and wool slacks. Manu thinks I look younger. Ashok thinks I look older and more mature. My boss, who travels even more than I do, asked if I will have a different hair-style every time he sees me.

Ok, maybe some of those comments could only be contrued as positive while intoxicated. The saddest part is… I liked it better long. I guess I’ll give it another year.
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Getting Antsy for an Apocalypse

A friend forwarded me this article from the Village Voice.

I heartily recommend reading it, as it discusses Christian Zionism, and its effect on our current political landscape and foreign policy in dealings with Isreal and the Palestinians.

To me it seems ludicrous. Apparently many Americans are bent upon ousting Moslems from Isreal in an attempt to bring about the Second Coming of Christ, Universal Armaggedon.. and the End of the World!
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My last $11 haircut

Ok. I should have learned by now.

You see, every fall I decide I’m going to grow my hair out. Sometimes I make it further into the next summer than others, but eventually I get it cut. I got it cut last night.

From now on, I’m making an appointment with someone who has some skills. Great Clips just doesn’t "cut it" for me anymore.
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Tasteless

I laughed for about 3 seconds before I realized the gravity of the sitiation.

While browsing through the recent "searches" people entered into various search engines that led them to my site, I found this. Hungry people? OMG!

Is it just me?

I dunno. In person, it’s uncanny. Of the pics I have of Charity, and of those I could find of Elizabeth Shue… well… what do you think?

Paris & Germany

Last week, I had a business trip to Germany. Knowing my friend Charity LOVES Germany, and having talked about going several times, I invited her to come with me.

I’ve posted a few in the Gallery. You can get to them here.

Charity has most of the pictures on her camera, so we’ll have to wait for her to send those to me.
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