This is interesting. For the first time in a long while, I’m actually bored. Being bored, I started reflecting on the past few days’ events. One cracked me up for a second time.
I emailed my friend Michelle yesterday, and in her reply said she thought about me a split second before she got the email. (Awww…) Anyway, that started a whole conversation about her being a mutant with a worthless superpower… the ability to see a split second into the future… enough time to see what’s coming, but not enough time to react or do anything about it. She called herself "Detecto Woman".
So… if you’re bored, please help me fill up space and post some of your ideas about super heroes with worthless super powers.
I’ll start.
His name is Eye-Crust Boy. A mutation has given him the ability to form "eye boogers" at will.
He used his power to weld his eyes shut when danger was approaching. His thought was "If I don’t see it, it can’t hurt me." Unfortunately, the bus that killed him saw things a little differently.
Having dreams about conversations you are yet to have. and never those pivetal conversations that change your life. just the small innocuous ones that fill your day
His plans to take over the world would work without fail. He has more brain power in his frontal lobe alone than all other human beings combined, but…
he just doesn’t care about anything but Twinkies and Friends reruns. Why should he share his plans with the evil super villains of the world, they don’t deserve it…and what if he misses the next witty comeback that Chandler comes up with.