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A: That’s bird poop too.

Speaking of excrement that is so cleverly disguised to be completely mistaken for something entirely unlike excrement, we’re now just a few hours away from the end of another year. Yes, we’re starting the 2003′rd year (give or take a few) since that guy was born who thought it would be a pretty good idea if everyone got along for a change, and we later nailed him to a tree. Maybe counting the years since his birth is our way of saying we’re sorry. Then we get drunk to help us cope with the intolerable guilt we all feel.

Then again, maybe not.

Timequake is a story by Kurt Vonnegut that tells about how one day in February of the year 2001 a ripple in space-time sent everyone on Earth back to February of 1991. Everyone was then forced to relive the last 10 years of their lives. The twist that makes this different than any other time-travel story is that no one could do anything differently than they had done before. Though they knew ahead of time the outcome of all situations, they were simply on ‘automatic pilot’ and could do nothing more than watch themselves achieve the same rewards or make the same mistakes again.
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